Am I a machine?

I have been consistently failing to solve CAPTCHA's lately. I am really worried that I am slowly but surely turning into a robot .

HELP!

The height of piracy

Three tracks, supposedly to be from the yet to be released SuperStar Rajini starter Sivaji are out!!! :O ... the audio was stated to release only by 4th of April

Team India to the rescue

I was really worried that I had hit yet another writer's block. With the world cup  going on and Team India starting their campaign against Bangladesh I have been assured of enough tidings to keep myself occupied for an entire lifetime.

I bet Team India is the luckiest team in the whole world or how else would you justify Pakistan losing to a minnow among minnows on the same day?  Pakistan's loss to Ireland would have certainly obnubilated India's loss but thanks to our sensational media, its been elucidated. Times Now, NDTV, CNN-IBN ... are having a field day constantly airing clips of shewag's dismissal , the pitiable score and snippets from the post match press meet.

 Many people are saying that India lost the game because they choose to bat first. Oh! come on guys.. its against Bangladesh we are playing.. it doesn't matter if we bat or bowl first!. And for all those who are saying that Bangladesh has progressed into a formidable team and that we lost to a better team.. just wait till the Sri Lankans trash them out.

PS1: I wanted to do more bashing but the news of the death of Pak. cricket coach Bob woolmer has really dampened my spirits.

PS2: More than the loss what has disappointed me more is that I expected Raj of Plus Ultra to write a parody out of our deplorable performance and Hawkeye to do a Kabali Times report but Raj hasn't even touched on the topic while Hawkeye has jus let out his frustration .

You came all the way here hoping to see some update. I wont disappoint you. Here it is.